'Failed As A Human' Shirt
A dignified orange crab has made peace with the pivot. The human thing did not work out, too many expectations, too much standing upright. But as a crab? Sideways, armored, completely unbothered? There is real potential here. A fresh start on the seafloor.
- Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
- Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
When plan A fails, become a crustacean. Plan crab.
A dignified orange crab has made peace with the pivot. The human thing did not work out, too many expectations, too much standing upright. But as a crab? Sideways, armored, completely unbothered? There is real potential here. A fresh start on the seafloor.
- Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
- Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
When plan A fails, become a crustacean. Plan crab.
Original: $33.00
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$11.55Description
A dignified orange crab has made peace with the pivot. The human thing did not work out, too many expectations, too much standing upright. But as a crab? Sideways, armored, completely unbothered? There is real potential here. A fresh start on the seafloor.
- Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
- Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
When plan A fails, become a crustacean. Plan crab.
