'Fight or Flight' Shirt
A penguin that picked a side. Flightless, sure, but not defenseless — this one read the room, skipped the existential spiral, and grabbed a knife. The caption says it was never made for flight, which is a polite way of saying it is staying right here and you should reconsider your approach.
- Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
- Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
For everyone whose nervous system only came with the one setting.
A penguin that picked a side. Flightless, sure, but not defenseless — this one read the room, skipped the existential spiral, and grabbed a knife. The caption says it was never made for flight, which is a polite way of saying it is staying right here and you should reconsider your approach.
- Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
- Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
For everyone whose nervous system only came with the one setting.
Original: $33.00
-65%$33.00
$11.55Description
A penguin that picked a side. Flightless, sure, but not defenseless — this one read the room, skipped the existential spiral, and grabbed a knife. The caption says it was never made for flight, which is a polite way of saying it is staying right here and you should reconsider your approach.
- Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
- Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
For everyone whose nervous system only came with the one setting.
