Surrounded by a writhing wall of eyes, witness to unspeakable cosmic horror, the pigeon feels the fear fully and remains, against all odds, deeply silly. Terror and whimsy in equal measure. It has seen too much and learned nothing. Same, honestly.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

Horrified and silly are not mutually exclusive. Live both.