Everyone claims they're built different. This shirt has the honesty to add the fine print.

Expect coworkers, baristas, and at least one stranger in a parking lot to tell you this is their favorite shirt they've ever seen on someone else. It's self-deprecating without being sad about it. Which, honestly, is a vibe most people are trying to pull off anyway.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

You already relate to this shirt. Might as well own it.