Behold the city pigeon: serene, untroubled, completely vacant behind the eyes. No thoughts. Head empty. Just vibes and the vague intention of eating a discarded fry. It has reached the inner peace you have been paying a meditation app to find.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

Aspire to the pigeon. The pigeon is free.