The goose is not optimistic about the afterlife placement. The goose has, however, already resigned to the outcome and is thinking practically. Hell will be crowded. Hell will have a seating situation. The goose does not want to stand. Do this small kindness for the goose. You'll be there anyway.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For people who are already planning the logistics of the bad place.